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I yearn to be Bugs.

I suspect I am Daffy.

I look like Elmer!

And according to the Vox Bogus Job Description generator: Bob Jarvis is a time traveler who uses quantum mechanics to create brand activations of championing in reimagining the everyday.

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Bob Jarvis is a creative artist who uses content management systems to create user-generated hot takes of demolishing in big data.

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Bob Jarvis is a Nickelback apologist who uses dental precision topology to create exponential growth of data collecting in long-term investments.

Seriously. "Dental precision topology...in long-term investments". Dang. I don't know how they found out about this - it was supposed to be kept under wraps - NSA kinda stuff, y'know, so how...<blink> Snowden? SNOWDEN, YOU BASTARD..!!! I mean, c'mon - you can't just make stuff like this up. And yes, it's true - I am just SO through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in...


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