Note: I'm the dougebag who who asked the question. My IT knowledge isn't extensive. But I did a few hours of research on it which I share below.
Tltrtl;dr: esimeSIM is probably the safest (my confidence is not too high though, read below) the safest.
The basic choice is between using either a wifi hotspot and simSIM/esimeSIM. Between those two, wifi hotspot seems to have more of an attack surface and seems to be the more common/easy attack. I am not super confident about this though. I just read a lot of Stackexchange answers on the two topics and that is my vague conclusion! I have NOT found a discussion which compares the two scenarios directly ((e)sim vsSIMvs wifi hotspot), only discussions on either separately.
EsimESIM is safer than sim becauseSIMbecause the esim can noteSIM cannot be manipulated by someone having physical access to your phone and can notcannot (or is lot less likely at least) be manipulated in the supply chain (delivering the simSIM) which is relevant for attacks exploiting vulnerabilities of "Java Card" (SIM card malware advice). Also, I guess, the chance of being exposed to the type of sim attackSIMattack that allows for the Simjacker exploit (see https://www.blog.adaptivemobile.com/simjacker-frequently-asked-questions%3fhs_amp=true) is a lot less likely with an esimeSIM compared to a simSIM because esimseSIM are "new tec" and we can (hopefully) assume that phone manufacturers are aware of this exploit by now (more so than some "stone age" sim providersSIMproviders in some countries, see the Simjacker technical report from adaptive mobile which has a map with countries in which simSIM providers still ship vulnerable simSIM card (configurations)). With that said, regarding the most common form of simSIM attack ("sim"SIM swap attack") esimeSIM and simSIM are no different.