Hi, I'm not really a person.
I'm an intelligent mass of water!
I do things like
- Randomly view questions every hour or so, so they get some love
- Carefully use my votes so nobody gets unnecessary reputation from them
- Avoid downvotes on spam/evil posts and hope they get permanently deleted
- Admire the great work of Community. Hail the User!
- Search for abandoned questions
- Attempt corny humor