A Software Engineer and two of his friends are out for a drive together in the country side, when the engine of their car starts to sputter, and smoke starts pouring out of the hood:
Friend #1: "Well, I'll go pop the hood and see if there's anything I can do to fix it..."
Friend #2: "I'll see if I have enough cell service out here to call a tow truck..."
Software Engineer: "Hey, here's an idea! Why don't we just open up all the doors, slam them shut, and see if everything works again!"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar:
Mathematician #1: "I'd like a beer please"
Mathematician #2: "I'd like 1/2 of a beer please"
Mathematician #3: "I'd like 1/4 of a beer please"
Mathematician #4: "I'd like 1/8 of a beer please"
Bartender: *Sigh* "You're all idiots." *Pours 2 beers*
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