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Jul 26, 2023 at 14:36 comment added user213769 skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/6828/… - please don't use monkeys (which are very smart and quick to adapt) as a metaphor for human mental retardation. It's not fair vs the monkeys. With monkeys, to quote an expert, "If you have bananas on a pole, you'll lose your bananas." tl;dr stop spreading this fake story please!
Aug 25, 2022 at 14:42 comment added Ctorres Thank you for providing this genius answer. I love it.
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Mar 10, 2017 at 16:28 comment added utnapistim +1; Last time I heard this explanation, it ended with "This is what we call <<company policy>>".
Jun 22, 2016 at 4:05 comment added Sid Something similar to how religion works. Made me smile. Thanks for the amazing analogy.
Apr 24, 2015 at 0:05 comment added binar @LeoKing This is security.stackexchange, so people don't merely stop at 666, they aim for Strong Primes.
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Jun 10, 2014 at 21:51 comment added Longpoke b..but, i thought my bank restricts me to 8 characters for my protection
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Apr 5, 2013 at 14:47 comment added MD Sayem Ahmed I have created my account on this site just to upvote your answer. Awesome explanation! You sir, are a true genius!!
Apr 4, 2013 at 23:38 comment added Tim X OMG, the net is full of chimps. Just for the record, I am currently working on a project to remove 8 character limit on passwords for a client who has over 40,000 users and a lot of applications. Things are not as simple as many of you would like to think. Yes, the crypt() limit is the basic reason for the 8 character limit. Crypt was required to support legacy apps. The 8 char limit made sense when it was originally imposed (CPU, net, I/O speed).
Apr 3, 2013 at 15:43 comment added Chad How do the chimps get into the tubes though?
Apr 3, 2013 at 6:14 comment added Adi @PPC Anecdotal evidence FTW!!
Apr 2, 2013 at 20:35 comment added LarsH "That's the banana." What's the banana, the fact that crypt() used to ignore any characters after the first 8? That doesn't seem to fit the analogy, where the banana is the reward everyone can see is desirable, but which chimps have learned by tradition that they shouldn't go after. Seems to me, the banana is something like "higher security by allowing longer passwords". The limitations of legacy crypt() might be the waterhose rather than the banana. (Correspondence between the analogy and reality is of course hypothetical.)
Apr 2, 2013 at 17:13 comment added Joe Z. You can even remove the water hoses, and the chimps will still beat up anyone who touches the stepladder.
Apr 2, 2013 at 15:59 comment added PPC @LarsH: One day I asked a chimp (level 2 technical support for resetting passords, on the phone) why the passwords had to be 6 digits and no more (no letter), generated by the system and sent via untracked paper mail. The answer was "We are a bank and cannot take any security risks". Gave up the banana.
Apr 2, 2013 at 9:49 comment added Adi @LarsH & Kevin, Whaat?! Are you actually thinking? No no no, you should blindly upvote and agree. It's a bit ironic, you see, you won't get an answer for that, you're expected to behave much like the chimpanzees in the answer itself.
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Mar 31, 2013 at 20:51 comment added Kevin I'm with @LarsH. Are we sure that all of this can actually be traced back to the crypt function?
Mar 31, 2013 at 10:24 comment added Arkh That's why you should not document the how but the why. And that goes for all rules.
Mar 31, 2013 at 10:02 comment added ewanm89 In other words, modern algorithms implemented properly and there is absolutely no reason for a maximum password limit, other than to make it not completely insane (lets see, say a 1MB long password?). Old Windows NT LANMAN hashes had similar problems with being a maximum of 14 characters which are split into 2x 7 character passwords and hashed without salting.
Mar 31, 2013 at 9:47 comment added philippe lhardy .. That's the banana... i would more state that DES-crypt using first 8 characters is the water hose. For your story to be complete you should remove the water hoses, and see who dare to challenge again...
Mar 31, 2013 at 8:56 comment added Jeff Ferland @kush truncation upon submission doesn't prevent hashing, though hashing does remove the point of truncating upon submission.
Mar 31, 2013 at 8:11 comment added kush @Joe that shakes my confidence in the service. Never store my passwords in plain text. Would you be happy to see this? thenextweb.com/microsoft/2012/09/21/…
Mar 31, 2013 at 6:52 comment added Joe Phillips Simple solution... let me set my password to whatever I want and just truncate it when I submit it. At least give me the illusion that I am actually choosing my password. Then again you couldn't enforce numbers and weird character rules (good thing in my opinion)
Mar 31, 2013 at 4:38 comment added Journeyman Geek By the nature of the answer though, the <strikethrough> chimpanzee</strikethrough> developer should no longer be there.
Mar 31, 2013 at 1:56 comment added LarsH Is there any evidence that this is indeed the reason? E.g. has anyone actually asked someone who designed a system with a max password length why they did it that way?
Mar 31, 2013 at 0:28 comment added Lorenzo Von Matterhorn several chimps were harmed during the making of this answer. ( btw, loved the explanation!)
Mar 31, 2013 at 0:08 comment added KutuluMike I like this story also; never let the facts get in the way of a good morality tale: skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/6828/… :)
Mar 30, 2013 at 21:54 comment added Rory Alsop Oh, and I thought the bears were taking over the internets...
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Mar 30, 2013 at 21:48 history answered Tom Leek CC BY-SA 3.0